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Lightbulbs...

Fri Nov 13, 2009, 12:29 AM
I have recently discovered how entertaining these jokes are! Allow me to share. :)


Q: How many nijas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer the cover of darkness.


Q: How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds it in place while the world revolves around him.


Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under
her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


Q: How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He'll do it once there's some good lighting.


Q: How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Over Nine Thousand!!!!!

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  • Listening to: Ratatouille soundtrack
  • Reading: Oliver Twist
  • Watching: Shaman King
  • Playing: Tales of Symphonia

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  • Interests: Art, Music
  • Favourite movie: Treasure Planet
  • Favourite genre of music: Various genres- from classical to pop and beyond!
  • Favourite poet or writer: Chiam Potok
  • Operating System: Mac
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite game: Super Smash Brothers!
  • Personal Quote: "It's kind of fun to do the impossible." - Walt Disney
  • Tools of the Trade: I'm trying to transition to Staedtler pens.

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:iconlost09:
*LOST09 Oct 30, 2009, 10:43:43 AM
do U take requests?
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~LightlyBow Oct 30, 2009, 10:32:45 PM
Sure, but it depends on what your request is :)

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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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*LOST09 Nov 1, 2009, 5:45:38 PM
can U do more pics of Silver from Treasure planet. because you draw him good :D
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=roxyart Oct 23, 2009, 3:30:14 PM
Cool Gallery :3

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~maine18 Oct 20, 2009, 10:30:29 PM
No problem!! It's an awesome picture =)
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*coNstantine2530 Oct 18, 2009, 12:52:07 PM
Thanks for the watch! :D
Nice Davy Jones Fella xD

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You hack your way through the jungle and there comes a point where the guide says "get out your cameras. The gorillas are around the corner." I grabbed my sketch book. The guide looked at me like I was an idiot.
 -Glen Keane
:iconlightlybow:
~LightlyBow Oct 18, 2009, 1:20:15 PM
Thanks! :)

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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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~Artrookie--yup Oct 18, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
You're welcome and good luck! May the best deviant win! (i'm in it too)

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~LightlyBow Oct 18, 2009, 10:34:04 AM
I thought your Chalk Silhouella was clever :)

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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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~Artrookie--yup Oct 18, 2009, 10:34:43 AM
Clever enough to fave?

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Please check out my gallery and give comments on the deviations. I really appreciate feedback :)
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