Q: How many nijas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer the cover of darkness.
Q: How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds it in place while the world revolves around him.
Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under
her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
Q: How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He'll do it once there's some good lighting.
Q: How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Over Nine Thousand!!!!!










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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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I crush the rush... I rule you fool!
Nice Davy Jones Fella xD
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You hack your way through the jungle and there comes a point where the guide says "get out your cameras. The gorillas are around the corner." I grabbed my sketch book. The guide looked at me like I was an idiot.
-Glen Keane
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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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Please check out my gallery and give comments on the deviations. I really appreciate feedback
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Icon made by :iconlucatio:. It's another way to be Donald Dile, but with out the clothes, it's Dile Duck
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"It's kind of fun to do the impossible." ~Walt Disney
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Please check out my gallery and give comments on the deviations. I really appreciate feedback
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Icon made by :iconlucatio:. It's another way to be Donald Dile, but with out the clothes, it's Dile Duck
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