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I have recently discovered how entertaining these jokes are! Allow me to share. :)


Q: How many nijas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer the cover of darkness.


Q: How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He holds it in place while the world revolves around him.


Q: How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb up the ladder, one to kick the ladder out from under
    her and a third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


Q: How many procrastinators does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. He'll do it once there's some good lighting.


Q: How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Over Nine Thousand!!!!!
  • Listening to: Ratatouille soundtrack
  • Reading: Oliver Twist
  • Watching: Shaman King
  • Playing: Tales of Symphonia
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